Christine Ryan-Else, a 66-year old retiree from Chesterfield in Derbyshire, won £3,116 on the free online lottery, Pick My Postcode!
Christine first joined Pick My Postcode in 2017, after seeing it featured on Martin Lewis, Money Saving Expert. And finally after years of checking daily and building her bonus through surveys, her postcode was picked on the Main draw, winning her an unbelievable £3,116, completely for free.
When asked how it felt to win, Christine said: “I am still in shock as I never thought it would be me. What a great surprise it was and it came the day after my 66th birthday. What a great present. I have now received my winnings and still cannot believe it.”
Christine also said “It means a lot to me, especially as it is such a big amount. I still cannot believe it.” This is her first win on Pick My Postcode. “I have always checked it everyday from the start of joining.” Speaking on building her large bonus over the years of checking she said, “some of the surveys are really good to do and others are a bit of a bind as they say they last for 15 mins and usually it takes much longer, but I have persevered and that is why I had a good bonus.”
When asked how she planned to spend the winnings, Christine said: “I did think maybe I could spend it on a small holiday but then I thought more practical and I may buy some new worktops for the kitchen, at least then everyday I look at them it will remind me of the win.”
She continued on to say: “I originally did think that it cannot be real, especially when the bonus mounts up. Even my husband didn’t believe it, every time I said I’m just doing a survey he would say you wont win anything. I did think they won’t pay out that much, but I am living proof that it can happen to you. Just keep on doing the surveys and mounting up the money and one day soon it could be your postcode.”
The site offers multiple opportunities for your postcode to be picked every single day. Pick My Postcode has 7,477 active members in Derbyshire and since 2011, the residents have won a total of £66,868.44.
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Try this one:
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And everything I had to know
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😎👍🏼 ...9--0==✈🌞🐯
7 hours ago
😨 Stop! These Bonus draws self-destruct in 24 hours. 😱
FlowerPower🌺🌼🌸💐🌹🌻🌷🍄
18 hours ago
Wed. 17th June - Mini Draw NoT claimed - the member/s using : Upper Hedgemead Road, Bath, North East Somerset, BA1 5NE- have missed their £100 prize + bonus payment.
Michael davies
a day ago
I don't get the new number's sent to me every day anymore don't know why ????
Cakey🎂
a day ago
I wish gmail was more conscientious about blocking businesses that email every day (not PMP) as my inbox is filled everyday with messages from various organisations. I would try unsubscribing but I do need some contact with several of them.
Marie
a day ago
The emails are just a reminder to check the draws. It sounds like your Email Provider is blocking our emails.
Sadly, Email Providers (Gmail, Microsoft, Yahoo, Talk Talk, BT etc) can be of the opinion that a business has no need to email its customers every day, so they think we must be spamming people and their filters often block us. They don’t take our business model of a free prize draw giveaway who gets their money from advertising in to account. However they can allow the Dormant Warning emails through their filter because those emails don’t get sent out as often and contain different content.
This FAQ article has further information and suggestions so that you are not reliant on the emails which may get blocked at any time:
https://help.pickmypostcode.com/article/30-my-email-reminders-arent-coming
FlowerPower🌺🌼🌸💐🌹🌻🌷🍄
1 days ago
Tues. 16th June - Mini Draw NoT claimed - the member/s using : Ashbourne Park, Coleraine, Northern Ireland BT51 3RE - have missed their £100 prize + bonus payment.
Lol 63
2 days ago
The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He attempted to mate with the sphinx. *
But the sphinx's posterior sphincter
Is clogged by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump of the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.
* I know the original didn't say "mate with" but I wouldn't get away with it.
Lol 63
an hour ago
@Beth8it! Rhymes with "one who blatantly robs a victim in the street, often involving force."
Barrie
a day ago
Are you the sphinx Alley1940?
Alley1940
a day ago
Made me smile.
tetleyt
a day ago
😂
Jaffa
a day ago
😂😂
FlowerPower🌺🌼🌸💐🌹🌻🌷🍄
1 days ago
Gave me a chuckle, thanks Lol 63
😎👍🏼 ...9--0==✈🌞🐯
1 days ago
Google it.
Beth8it!
1 days ago
Oh? What did it say? You can tell us, we won't tell admin.
samandi
1 days ago
😳
maddadof
2 days ago
£5 draw, SoSad ;-)
Kiwi Shel 🥝
6 hours ago
Ha ha, maddadof, I initially thought that you were being sarcastic so the explanation helped 😊
maddadof
20 hours ago
DSM, Just an observation not a funny. Don't know if KS was cracking a funny, so thought i would explain. Yes i know i'm weird ;-)
DaSoothMoother
a day ago
@maddadof - If you have to explain, it's not funny!
🧙♂️🧑🦯🤣
maddadof
1 days ago
SO32 2AD = SoSad !!! :-( ;-)
Kiwi Shel 🥝
1 days ago
Did you win a fiver? 🎉
Cakey🎂
2 days ago
I have just watched a hen blackbird hover in the garden, only a couple of seconds but a definite standstill in forward flight.
Lol 63
an hour ago
@😎👍🏼 ...9--0==✈🌞🐯 Your kestrels are now hovering along the length of the A428 roadworks near Caxton Gibbet roundabout, Cambridgeshire.
I was watching one today while the traffic was at a standstill (and is likely to still be like that for the next year.)
I reckon the digging has forced a lot of rodents to the surface.
😎👍🏼 ...9--0==✈🌞🐯
1 days ago
Had 2 cherry trees in my back garden in Ilford, both produced a good crop, the birds preferred the sour red ones & left me most of the bigger sweet yellow/orange ones on the other tree.
Used to see kestrels regularly, & skylarks hovering & singing up in the sky on the Yorks moors, here in EH the birds hover to catch flies on walls.
Beth8it!
1 days ago
Shyboy that reminds me of my first rescue pointer - he stole the Sunday dinner joint of rib on the bone - but he did leave us the bone.
Pheasants can't hover, though they keep trying! There isn't enough space on the bird table for one to get on there, with the roof over it, but he tries really hard before dropping out of sight below the window. Very funny. i now put some peanuts on top of the wheelie bins for him.
Shyboy
2 days ago
In the garden this afternoon, cherry tree laden with cherries, beans in flower and had to spray the blackfly. Woolly aphids on one of the apple trees. Trimmed the bay leaf bush in the front garden, it always takes a long time to clear up afterwards. Started watering the back garden and got to the cherry tree, there were 14 cherries left. The pesky blackbirds had been there and left the stones still attached to the tree.
Lol 63
2 days ago
There are plenty of garden birds that can hover briefly if there's something they want a peck at. The sparrows and starlings at our feeder do it all the time. When they're not fighting over a scrap of bacon.
There was a red kite circling almost over our garden at the weekend, that's a big bird.
csikijanos
2 days ago
Plenty of Kestrel around these parts. IIRC, the only indigenous bird that hovers.
We also have peregrine again this year, the fastest creature (in a nearly vertical dive).
Barrie
2 days ago
Magpies try to hover at our squirrel proof bird feeders.
Alley1940
2 days ago
Must have been facing the wind.
I once watched a small aircraft take off in a high wind. It took off almost vertically and when it got few hundred feet up it turned round the other way and disappeared in a flash.
FlowerPower🌺🌼🌸💐🌹🌻🌷🍄
2 days ago
Mon. 15th June - Mini Draw NoT claimed - the member/s using : Jacobs Island House Dunlop Place LONDON SE16 3FH - have missed their £100 prize + bonus payment.
FlowerPower🌺🌼🌸💐🌹🌻🌷🍄
1 days ago
Probably all forgotten about the Mini draw, lots of people seem to.
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1 days ago
Amazing, SE16 3FH. There were 15 members registered.
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I would find a girlfriend with less expensive tastes. She's not one that many men would want to take on permanently..
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1 days ago
Already got some (Indi's from when she cut her paw). Very smart black with a silver line, velcro fastening.
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1 days ago
very good one !!! tee hee
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2 days ago
Beth would spend it on puppy boots.
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2 days ago
Ha ha, fair enough! I would buy much cheaper shoes and then go on holiday to Spain 🇪🇸 for a similar price, though 😊🥝
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2 days ago
😂
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2 days ago
I like that one Barrie.
Cheap taxi though - she must live just around the corner.
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2 days ago
😄
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2 days ago
😀
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2 days ago
🤣🤣
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2 days ago
:-) :-) :-)
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3 days ago
🎶We're all going on a
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🎶... Instrumental break 🎵
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For a week or two
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To make our dreams come true-oo-oo......
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So we're going on a Summer holiday
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doing things they've always wanted to
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Let’s see if it’s true,
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
We're going where the sun shines brightly
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2 days ago
For a week or two
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2 days ago
No more worries for me or you
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3 days ago
Fun and laughter on our summer holiday
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3 days ago
No more working for a week or two
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3 days ago
Today's Lidl £2 box included 24 bananas, lot of them still green, 8 mangoes, and 10 nectarines. Already eaten one mango. Watered the garden last night and I've just finished cutting the grass. Very windy today.
Beth8it!
1 days ago
You can make some really good pancakes with mashed bananas and eggs - don't try and toss them though, just turn them with a spatula or slice. Weightwatchers recipe, but stepson said they were great and please make them again.
Titchy
2 days ago
Our Lidl have got quite a few large empty spaces on their shelves atm., especially in the cereal dept. When I inquired, I was told there is a nationwide shortage. Has anyone else noticed?
I watered the veg. plot today Shyboy. The dwarf beans are looking good :-)
samandi
2 days ago
I have bananas in my freezer. Peel them while still fresh, wrap in cling film removing all air and freeze. They can only be used to make banana bread or milk shakes etc, not to eat as you would a fresh one.
A Nick Name
2 days ago
We have frozen bananas but I've never been happy doing so. Wife also freezes boiled eggs which I'm also not happy with.
Alley1940
3 days ago
Very funny maddadof.
maddadof
3 days ago
Bananas !!!! ;-)
Malc_H
3 days ago
I keep seeing things on the internet saying you can slice and freeze bananas to preserve them if they are in danger of going off.
Barrie
3 days ago
Bargain.
Cakey🎂
3 days ago
I eat a lot of fruit, Shyboy, but I think I would struggle to get through that pile before it became too squashy and bad.
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A Nick Name
a day ago
Beth 🤣🤣🤣 I liked that one.
Beth8it!
1 days ago
3663 spells DMMD (or DND). Food would be 333-666-666-3. Not that I'm being pedantic...
A Nick Name
2 days ago
I believe Bookers is on the Team Valley estate, I used to live pretty nearby which I miss a lot as they sell real vegetables up there rather than the rubbish you find in most supermarkets. Leeks over two foot long, caulis the size of basketballs etc
😎👍🏼 ...9--0==✈🌞🐯
2 days ago
It was the wee one in Gateshead, Tesco would also explain the blue & red logo .., been to one or two others (twice to Tottenham & somewhere else), the name is not usually displayed as most bulk trade customers know where they are.. I remember someone at another branch I later visited told me the reason it changed to 3663, but I have forgotten as not a regular delivery place I got sent to.
PacMan
3 days ago
Not sure if it was the same place Enver but Booker/3663 I delivered to was in Gateshead, also went to Edinburgh, and most others around the Country.
Apparently 3663 spells food on a phone keypad.
Booker Cash & Carry is now owned by Tesco, the bulk side is Bidvest as you say.
😎👍🏼 ...9--0==✈🌞🐯
3 days ago
My Co once sent me in the lorry to Bookers near Newcastle on Tyne, I found the wee industrial estate & I knew they were Booker Belmont Williams & Kinloch wholesale food warehouse (BBW), but couldn't see them anywhere. Phoned in, & someone said "Can you see 3663 anywhere?" "Yes... a big roof with it in 10ft high red & blue letters", I wondered why someone would put it up there where a plane could see it. Nobody told me they'd changed name again under Bidfood.
PacMan
4 days ago
Ivybridge, every other week delivered to Booker there, later becoming 3663 !
So we could be back to Liverpool in time it was a two man job.
Great Jolley. Stopping just of the M6 Birmingham for a curry on return. 😁
Kiwi Shel 🥝
4 days ago
Nice one, Devon is a lovely area 🌻
Lol 63
4 days ago
A convent is in terrible trouble financially, so the mother superior goes to the sisters and tells them the bad news.
One of the novice nuns says "Mother Superior, I know it is against everything we stand for, but I do hear that some of the girls in the village make quite large amounts of money by offering themselves to men during the dark hours. It is disgusting, but for the sake of keeping the convent open, I am willing to make that sacrifice."
Mother Superior is horrified, but she knows the convent cannot possibly survive without an urgent injection of money, so reluctantly she gives her blessing.
The following morning, a very tired looking novice reports in so say that she has made enough money to hopefully make a difference.
"That is good news," says the Holy Mother. "How much did you make?"
"£500 and 25p" says the novice.
Mother Superior gasps in shock. "Who gave you 25p?" she asks.
"All of them."
Beth8it!
1 days ago
Wonder if there's any room for one more....😈Asking for a friend, of course.
samandi
3 days ago
😄
maddadof
4 days ago
:-) :-)
Barrie
4 days ago
I agree with Alley1940
Alley1940
4 days ago
Old one but still made me laugh.
FlowerPower🌺🌼🌸💐🌹🌻🌷🍄
4 days ago
🤣
A Nick Name
4 days ago
The seven dwarfs were in a hot tub and Doc started feeling Sleepy, so Sleepy got out.
Happy
2 days ago
🫣
Barrie
4 days ago
The prince felt happy because he'd been intimate with Snow White.
AJR
4 days ago
🤣😂🤣to all
Hurricane1951
4 days ago
But Grumpy didn’t mind either cuz he felt Bashful?
maddadof
4 days ago
:-) :-)
Lol 63
4 days ago
...and then they all felt Grumpy.
Poppy
4 days ago
🤣🤣
Beth8it!
4 days ago
Naughty!
LuckySe⁷en
5 days ago
Really peed off with the survey on the bonus page, got me to accept cookies then next page tells me the survey has closed... grrrr
Beth8it!
1 days ago
OR just become a Cookie Monster (you have to remember Andy Williams to get that one.)
Marie
3 days ago
Sorry about this. You can clear cookies afterwards if you'd rather.
Alley1940
4 days ago
Were they chocolate chip?
Hurricane1951
4 days ago
@Barrie, the cookie didn’t mind because everyone loved Cookies
Rosy 2 cakes
4 days ago
Sounds painful 😉
Barrie
4 days ago
Having to remove the cookies.
5 days ago
And the problem was…..?
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5 days ago
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
Butter
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Bread
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4 days ago
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5 days ago
Orient ==🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃💨====
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6 days ago
Elbow
DaSoothMoother
6 days ago
Room
kevinas
6 days ago
Pump
Bisto Kid
6 days ago
Bicycle
Happy
6 days ago
Chains
PicklesTheKat 🐈
6 days ago
(Oh I so wanted to put James' lol)
Shackles
maddadof
6 days ago
Bonds
Beth8it!
6 days ago
Bearer
Barrie
6 days ago
Native
samandi
6 days ago
Indigenous
Jonathonstrand
6 days ago
Ethnicities
YogiK
6 days ago
Races
Happy
6 days ago
Trotting
Rosy 2 cakes
6 days ago
Clop
😎👍🏼 ...9--0==✈🌞🐯
6 days ago
Clip
Alley1940
6 days ago
Nails
Mrs. M
6 days ago
Toes
tetleyt
6 days ago
Feet
Longstocking
6 days ago
shoes
Tiseye
6 days ago
Suede
TinyTim
6 days ago
Leather
Shyboy
6 days ago
Tanner
Happy
6 days ago
Coin
maddadof
6 days ago
Bit
Marie
6 days ago
Fit
Yattonian🎶
6 days ago
Tight
The Octogenarian
6 days ago
Miserly
😎👍🏼 ...9--0==✈🌞🐯
6 days ago
Thursday 11th June £100 Mini-Draw + bonus CLAIMED ! Well Done the only person registered in Clippesby Close, Chessington KT9 2DX
FlowerPower🌺🌼🌸💐🌹🌻🌷🍄
6 days ago
1st win this month, hope they had a good bonus. Congrats 🥂🍾
Barrie
6 days ago
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replies the man, "when we finished making love on the first night, I put a £50 note on the pillow without thinking." "Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," says his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years." "That's not the problem, " the groom says. "She gave me £20 change!"
samandi
5 days ago
😄
A Nick Name
5 days ago
I had trouble believing that. Maybe I'm just tight.
Paul B
5 days ago
Good one!
Lol 63
6 days ago
I'd not heard that, thanks Barrie!
Alley1940
6 days ago
Good one. Made me laugh out loud.
Tiseye
6 days ago
😀😂
maddadof
6 days ago
:-)
Paul B
6 days ago
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he ends up urinating all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!"
Kiwi Shel 🥝
1 days ago
Dirty grandpa! 🤭
LuckySe⁷en
5 days ago
Excellent!
Lol 63
6 days ago
Moral: never mess with old folk.
Alley1940
6 days ago
Personally not heard that one before. I liked the twist.
Tiseye
6 days ago
😂😂
Marie
6 days ago
😂
FlowerPower🌺🌼🌸💐🌹🌻🌷🍄
6 days ago
That’s a real oldie but always worth another laugh.😀
maddadof
6 days ago
:-) :-)
Porpoise
6 days ago
That's brilliant Paul B. I needed a good belly laugh tonight.
Poppy
6 days ago
🤣🤣
Barrie
6 days ago
Another old one that still raises a smile.
samandi
6 days ago
😄
Shyboy
7 days ago
Glo saw the nurse yesterday and didn't get told off this time. It was praise because the blood tests showed good results. Cholesterol level was very low. Nurse ordered more Trurapi insulin and the Freestyle libra sensors. That's arriving tomorrow. Just checked the sugar level and it is high, hope she hasn't found my chocolate biscuit stash.
This afternoon I claimed £30 from another site. It came in the form of Visa credit. Very nice picture of a Visa card. As you all know, I'm non tech and it took all afternoon as I was being sent sent emails with codes etc. Lost count of the number of codes I had to enter. I was having to use the tablet to read the codes. Eventually it said, 'Success.' OK, so how do I get this card? Rang up the helpline and she said something about digital wallets and smartphones. I only wanted to pay for my groceries in Morrisons. She told me to put it on my smartphone and use pin numbers etc. As I don't have a smartphone I gave up with her. Went through all the faqs and eventually found that I could use it for phone purchases. No good for Morrisons though. Brainwave! The balance for the next holiday is due next month, this £30 will pay the fuel surcharge. Hang on a mo, Elizabeth is presenting the weather forecast. Right, I'm back. Haven't a clue what the weather will be, I was just watching Elizabeth. Phoned up Angelas and the card info was given and it all went through. Next time I have 3000 points I'll get something like an Argos voucher which has a bar code and I can print it.
Beth8it!
4 days ago
It certainly works wonders at reducing Shyboy’s wallet’s waistline.
DaSoothMoother
6 days ago
But the Pandora diet works wonders!
🧙♂️🧑🦯🤣
Beth8it!
6 days ago
Well done, Glo, on getting your levels in the right range. Not easy with all the nice things in Morrisons!
Alley1940
6 days ago
Like a few others on here I don't use apps and don't even have data on my phone. Some companies I used to deal with online have closed their online access and gone to apps only. So now they have needed to take a step back for me and send me paper statements again.
Little Owl
6 days ago
Shyboy, I had a similar problem with a Morrisons voucher which had to be printed out (as I don't have a phone). It didn't let me load it to my Morrisons More account online so I could use it instore. I don't have a printer - had to forward it to a friend to print for me. I always choose Amazon or Paypal rewards now. Good news about Glo.
Marie
6 days ago
Well done to Glo!
Porpoise
6 days ago
I can sympathise with you Shyboy. I'm no good with codes - except perhaps the M&S rewards codes.
FlowerPower🌺🌼🌸💐🌹🌻🌷🍄
7 days ago
Wed. 10th June - Mini Draw NoT claimed - the member/s using : Kilgour Road, Crofton Park, London, SE23 1PQ - have missed their £100 prize + bonus payment.